step 1: find yourself a penis
step 2: take hold of said penis
step 3: start by stimulating us. as horny as we men are, YOU have to make us hard. kiss us, rub us (rub our dicks through our jeans and slowly remove each layer until you get to our throbbing cock), kiss our body as you go down. make us want to just grab your face and shove our cock down your throat from teasing us so much.
step 4: pay attention to ALL THREE PARTS OF OUR DICKS!!!!! this means the head, shaft, AND the balls!!!! you have a mouth and two hands and they should ALWAYS be at work ;] our heads are the most sensitive part so occasionally give it some special attention (use the tip of your tongue and circle the head, gently run your thumb across the tip of our head, or even just blow cool air on it). our shaft is the majority of our dick so it should always be stimulated as well (jerk us off while your are sucking us and also occasionally lick up and down the shaft like you would a melting popsicle or ice cream cone). our balls are the most ignored part of our genitalia, but can give us the most stimulation is stimulated correctly (suck on them and gently tug/fondle them)
step 5: deep throat! the bottom line is to put as much of us in your mouth as possible!! it’s ok if you can’t fit every inch into your mouth, but the one thing that most guys hate is when a girl just sucks on the head of our dick and calls that a blowjob. that’s a bitch job! (no offense) but seriously! the point of a blowjob is to make it feel like we are inside of a vagina so unless you get pleasured by us just putting the tip of our dicks inside of you, don’t expect us to be pleasured by you just sucking the tip!!! but like i said, don’t kill yourself. take as much as you can. there is nothing more repulsive than a girl throwing up on our dicks in the middle of a blowjob.
step 6: when he’s about to cum, DO NOT SLOW DOWNNNN!!!! suck and jerk like your life depends on it!! this will cause his muscles to contract as he orgasms and cums in your mouth. once he does that, SWALLOW IT!! don’t be a little bitch about it (again no offense lol) but seriously.. spitters are quitters. if you don’t like the way it tastes, then put his dick as far into your mouth as possible so that when he cums, it’s closer to your throat so that you barely taste it and you can easily swallow it.
step 7: after he has finished cumming, continue to slowly suck on him. he will be EXTREMELY sensitive for the next few seconds so use that time to gently suck on the head of his dick. use your tongue to circle it and seal the deal with a nice kiss (on his dick! some guys don’t like girls kissing them directly after giving them a blowjob)
I made this because we get COUNTLESS questions about how to give a blowjob so from now on I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT BLOWJOBS!!!